Think your ♥'s day is going to be bad? at least it wont be like these:
Valentine's Day Horror Stories - Most Embarrassing Moments - Cosmopolitan
"My boyfriend Matt and I didn't have any special plans for V-Day, so he decided to have a few friends over for an impromptu get-together. I was a little pissed that he invited Krista, a girl I suspected had a thing for him. I played it cool until later that night, when he admitted that he had cheated on me with her a few months before. When I confronted her she denied it, but later I heard her ask Matt, "Why did you tell her?!" After a big blowout, I left the party and Krista spent the night with my guy! —Ciara, 18"
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
A Middle Eastern euphemism for penis was "knee" (genu), which was mentioned so often that many people believed the knee was the source of semen. a father used to establish paternal rights to a child by setting the infant on his knee, which is why "genuine" (of the knee) came to mean "legitimate."